Sunday, June 12, 2005

1,701 Dead

The number of American dead in Iraq has now passed 1,700, with the deaths in combat of four more GIs. Hadji Reb is still fighting like hell to chase Jug-Ears and his goons from his country. "Operation Lightning" seems to have fizzled like every other American offensive they've yelled victory after.

Meanwhile, back home, desperate Army recruiters have raised the enlistment bounty to a stunning $40,000 and the enlistment age to 40. Also, the Selective Service has quietly been activated in preparation for the return of the draft. They've got to bring bring it back soon if we're going to invade Iran and Syria on schedule.

And America waits with baited breath for--the Michael Jackson verdict.

We deserve every damned thing we get, you know.

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