Monday, November 14, 2005

Jewish Women

A friend and I were nattering on line about Jews in Hollywood, and he mentioned that the Jewess Lauren Bacall was actually quite a fox in her Casablanca days, but in later life she was a genuinely horrible-looking old yenta. This set off my standard rave about Jewish women as evidenced by their Hollywood exemplars, and it strikes me I haven't ever blogged that one.

Fact is, Jewish women really just aren't that sexually attractive as a whole, and this probably has something to do with the general neurosis that appears both among them and Jewish men. You'll notice that in great "classics" of Joosh literchur like Portnoy's Complaint, as well as in real life, it's always the Gentile woman that Sammy Glick and Portnoy and his counterparts lust after. JAPs have a very grim reputation along that line as ugly, greedy, arrogant, self-absorbed, crazy as loons, and sexually frigid.

Okay, I'll grant you, some Jewesses are pretty cute when they're in their teens, especially the Hollywood variety who have the benefit of the most skilled makeup artists, trainers, plastic surgeons, and cosmetologists in the world. But when they hit about age 21 they start to get porky, misproportioned, saggy-titted and camel-faced really quick.

Good example #1, Alicia Silverstone. I think her face must have been plastic-surgeried as to the nose, since that's still pretty pert, but I'll swear she's already had her first face lift and it still hasn't completely done in the jowls and chubby cheeks. Despite liposucting a whole barrel of lard off her thighs and gut, she's still thick in the middle. In that Aerosmith video she did at 15 she was an incredible edible, but even by the time of Clueless she was starting to get noticeably heavy hips. No wonder her career is in the toilet, given Hollywood's obsession with thinness. Supposedly she won't do nude scenes as a matter of principle. Well, maybe. But more likely, she can't find anyone who's interested. Producers don't want their male audiences yelling "Put it back on! Put it all back on!"

I hear Alicia, as well as some others I won't name, are on something unofficially called the "Buchenwald Diet" (invented by a Jew doctor, of course) of 900 calories a day. Jesus, imagine being a millionaire many times over and having to live on a Buchenwald diet? Even movie stars have their crosses to bear, it would seem.

Good example #2: Mila Kunis. Ukrainian Jew, born in Kiev in 1983. Her first couple of seasons of That 70s Show (she more or less stole the part by lying about her age; she was 14 when she tried out) I will grant you, she was cute as a cut-button in a black-haired gypsy kind of way.

It didn't last. I saw her last night doing an interview about Family Guy (she does the voice of Meg.) Either she did it without makeup, or else someone on the set really screwed up, because she looked like a hag. She's 22 now and her face is really going Golda Meir, lips thickening, first crow's feet appearing, cheeks starting to sag, hair lank and rough-looking, and her skin is really dark--you can tell she's got a lot of Tatar in her. She's small-boned and short enough so she won't have the blowsy, tit-sagging Jewess look as she gets older, but the small hard brown Jewess look, if you get my drift, the one that reminds you that Jews are an Asiatic people.

Final example, lest this turn into a Hollywood gossip column: Natalie Portman. Israeli. At age 13 in The Professional she was a charming, impish little waif. She's 24 now. I caught her in the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith flick a week or so ago, and she's headed straight for Yenta City. Face rounding, cheeks and lips swelling, nose flaring, typical Jewish camel-face heading her way like an oncoming train. She better start making appointments with some of those Beverly Hills plastic surgeons pretty soon or she won't be able to get any parts besides Yiddishe mamas.

Speaking of which, you want to see the result of a Jewess trying to stay White-looking and marketable thereby? Jane Seymour, nee Wilhelmina Frankenberg. She damned sure ain't no Bond Girl no more. She's had so much facial surgery and strategic botox the skin is stretched across her cheeks and the side of her skull tight as a drum, to where it looks about to split and her nose looks almost like it will start to melt like a candle, like Michael Jackson's. She finally "agreed" to do a topless scene in The Wedding Crashers and supposedly had to have a support system surgically installed to get her sagging Yiddishe rack up off her waist.

Hmm...maybe I could make it as a Hollywood gossip columnist...

Seriously, though, in the sheer beauty department, none of these JAPs can hold a candle to a Jennifer Aniston, a Meg Ryan, a Drew Barrymore or even Lindsay Lohan. Okay, granted, morality-wise, Hollywood corrupts the whole lot of them, and I'm certainly not claiming your average Gentile actress is someone you'd want to bring home to mother. But look at your big Jew producers and directors and studio heads--and who they choose to marry for their trophy wives when they can afford it, as they can. Maybe Jewish men know something about Jewish women we don't.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think it is a fair assessment to imply that most or all Jewish actresses deteriorate in beauty faster than Gentile acresses. Here are a few examples which should prove the point-

Hedy Lamarr
Paulette Goddard
Susan Hayward

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Jena Malloree said...

I notice all of those are from the 1940s when standards of female beauty were not only different but much more reliant on makeup. Jewish women are very hard to keep dolled up to the nines. Bad bone structure, bad skin, and entirely too much flesh in all the wrong places.

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the author of this article has ever even been to Israel because the women here are beautiful and really take pride in their appearance!
I can add to that that I've NEVER heard anyone describe Alicia Silverstone as "heavy-hipped" or Natalie Portman as anything other than beautiful!
I find the generalisations made in this article insulting..women and men age (fact of life)! some do it better than others, but to say that jewish women get "porky, misproportioned, saggy-titted and camel-faced really quick" smacks of a desperateness to degrade a group of people by spewing out a load of nonsense, without any thought to whether the points made are valid to the general population as a whole or not.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Red Green said...

If you haven't noticed that Alicia Silverstone is fighting a losing battle against turning into the Pillsbury doughboy, then you're about the only one. Her weight problem is common gossip in Hollywood and the tabloids. Of course, it doesn't help either than she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Joe Jarrod said...

I live in L. A. and have several friends who work on movie sets at some of the studios. They all agree that Jewish actors and actresses are the most bitchy, demanding, annoying, and obnoxious people on the set. They are convinced they're God Almighty and they consider the rest of the human race to be their servants, and they're not all that damned good anyway. All of the greatest stars as far as talent goes have been Aryans.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure if Alicia Silverstone gets too ugly, she'll find some kaffir to squire her around. However, if she goes black, we won't want her back.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

The Jews run Hollywood as their own little kingdom, and needless to say they promote one another image-wise and financially over all Gentiles. Most Jewish actors and actresses both are extremely overrated but they have the machine on their side.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure that Jennifer Aniston is a Jewess! She even had a Jewish wedding to Brad Pitt. She is also the least attractive actress out of all those you mentioned.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

precisely Anonymous. I've always thought that Aniston broad was a kike. Quarter-jew Sarah Michelle Gellar is far better looking than Jennifer Aniston. Though she too is heading downhill fast.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a non-Jew reading this and one who lived in
Brooklyn and Beverly Hills two Jewish oasis.There were several big name actor's agents in the family who were, German- French-Irish Americans. I heard more than my share of "stories" from the 20's stars and those of subsequent decades.
Susan Hayward, born in Brooklyn was theoretically Protestant on her mothers side and Irish ( possibly partly Catholic on her father's side). Her best friends in Brooklyn were Jews( Girlfriends and Jeff Chandler.Susan later officially became a Roman Catholic ( much to the horror of her mother Protestant beliefs ) Hayward's second marriage was to a converted Catholic southern gentleman.
Goddard was an Episcopalian on her mother's side and Jewish on her father's. What is all this "SELF HATE" among Jews? Do they age faster and become uglier? FRANKLY I don't believe it.Certainly not full Jews--Hedy Lamarr and YES CARY GRANT.
Jennifer Aniston is Jewish? This I didn't know.I was told she is of a Greek Orthodox family although about this I am not certain.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Edward McCartney said...

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew Barrymore is gefilte fish

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am jewish and i think this is the most horrific article i have ever read.
how could you talk like this? have you never seen jews with blond hair and blue eyes?
personally the writer is writing this out of plain jealousy.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disagree with the former post. As a whole, jewish women are terribly ugly. They are more often than not short, have large backsides and big noses

I am jewish. Out of the 40 women I have slept with, 9 were jewish and were the worst ones in bed i.e they are frigit

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ironically, the Jew-media pushes an image of waifishness that they themselves can't attain easily. But that look sells lots of products.

Go for the geld!!!

But really, most people can't look like Kate Moss. No matter their heritage.

However, Gynneth Paltrow(itch) is an example of an Ashkenazi Jew who looks very aryan.

3:34 AM  
Blogger Mr. Matías XIII said...

its a very interesting article. i do believe that jews are very ugly, no matter if they're young, old, women or men & the ones that are prettier is because they ancestors have mixed with non-jewish ppl to improve their race & be more accepted, because true jews, the ones in the middle east, where they belong, are dark skinned, curly hair & shark fin nosed.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruce willis is a jew
Kirk douglas was a jew
Tony Curtis is a jew
Sandra Bullock is a jew
James Cameron is a Jew
Robert De Niro is a Jew

these kikes are everywhere...

they change their names and have plastic surgery on thier noses to hide the fact.

How to ID a jew man: hook nose, thick bearing eyebrows, forehead leans backwards from brow to hairline

how to ID a jew women - no earlobes

2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert De Niro is only half Jewish, they others you mention are Khazaar Jews (not Semitic). But yes, Jewish women are usually quite ugly, and this is accentuated by their obnoxious personalities and loud mouths. I have yet to meet a graceful charming and polite Jewish woman. Those characteristics are common among Gentile women as well as beauty.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jennife Aniston is Geman and Greek. She had a Greek Orthodox (Christian) wedding. Personally I think she's quite pretty, especially for her age (relative to me).

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston is of a GREEK JEWISH FATHER Sephardic from Crete and i agree with you she is the most ugly woman in hollywood.Like Alicia Silvestrone who is NOT Italian she Italian jew.
Jewish women are the MOST Hideous creatures on EARTH.Ever been to Israel it seven worse and think they are so hot ahahahahah loool.
The most ugly creatures on earth i have seen by far.Ewww...No wonder Jewish men hate them and regard them as disguisting hahahaha...

5:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even the gollums are jewish

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this article is hilarious. yes they age quicker. their faces become heavier and more stern looking.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they looks betetr than armenians

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jews looks better than Armenians as much as it matter their jewish men.Cause JEWISH WOMEN ARE UGLY AS HELL NAD HIDEOUS.Termangant frigrid etc etc.I am Armenian and i live in a big Jewish community.I have dated Jewish women 2 times they are ugly termagant frigrid and hideous as hell eh.I don't to see the thriller once again....oh better my hot armenian women..BETTER!!!!

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was raised in a jewish neighbourhood. Im Catholic. My fiance is Jewish and he doesn't want me to convert. I have not met one jewish woman I like. I know that sounds terrible and I feel guilty for even thinking like that but every single jewish woman I have met has been ignorant, lazy, rude, greedy, arrogant, bitchy, gossipy, judgemental, obsessed with money but don't actually earn it themselves and they're fat, wear terrible makeup and bad clothes and dye their hair in bleach. It really is not very attractive. And they have darkish skin, so with bleached blond hair and the typical large jewish facial features it just looks wrong, they would be far prettier natural and embrace their looks instead of trying to look more northern european. They don't actually eat anything. I have never seen a jewish woman eat a lot of food but they're still so flabby. Not massively overweight, they're chubby and have big butts and fat breasts. But they don't seem to eat and I also know so many who exercise! And they're still flabby! When I'm eating with jewish women, they eat salad, tofu and drink hot water with a slice of lemon! I would be anorexic if I ate like that so I can't understand the fat thing. I'm very familiar with the jewish diet, my fiance loves his bagles with smoked salmon and cream cheese and he LOVES chopped liver but I never see the jewish ladies eat it. I have also never met a jewish woman with blond hair that is natural. Never. Also another thing that upsets me, is that I love to cook for my fiance and he loves my food but when his family sit for dinner in our home the women don't eat the food I prepare for them. They literally push their plate away and say I can't eat this, or, I don't like this. I find that so rude. But Jewish men are so different. They're kind, generous, funny, loving, adorable, smart, they are so hard working and proud men yet humble. I find Jewish men simply wonderful, I think that's probably why I'm going to marry one and even before meeting my fiance, I always somehow dated jewish men. Jewish men have always been attracted to me. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm nothing like their women i.e. very slim, small framed, blond and blue eyes. And in my culture women are very much encouraged to look after their men, cook, take care of them etc. Not the other way round. And Jewish men like this. Also, I find Jewish men extremely sexy and physically attractive but jewish women, no. Definitely not. And they're very rude and jealous women. And in regards to the frigid comments, I don't know if jewish women are frigid, but I do think jewish men are slightly frigid in comparison to your standard wasp. It was a problem at first with my fiance, eventually it got better, and I still fell in love with him because he's a good man, but having seen the way his mother treats him (again, I wasn't sure if this was a jewish thing) I can understand why he has awkward issues with women. And lastly, his mother takes so much money from him. It really is so sad to see. My girlfriend who is half jewish tells me it's because his mother is jewish and that's what they're like. I dont know if that's true. All I do know is that he is successful, his family know this and take money all the time. I hate to see him be used. Anyway, I really don't know if it's even fair to stereotype in such a way, and I feel guilty doing it because I am in love with a jewish man. But I'm sorry, I have to admit, in my experience I have never met a pretty genuinely kind jewish woman

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put up an article "Ugly jewish AshkeNazi women to play white women in Hollywood".Almost all the hot women in hollywood and all the babes are non-jewish.Olga Kurylenko,Megan,Fox,Olivia Palermo,Salma Hayek,Eva Mendes,Kim Kardashian,Maria Menounos,Georgia Salpa,Melissa Baker etc etc.JEWS ARE SELLOUTS LOL!!!Most people think the whites as ugly because of these ugly jews in television.Sarah jessica parker,Evan Rachel Wood,Natali Portman.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bodies of beautiful souls are generally beautiful. The bodies of ugly souls are usually ugly. Yes, the jews (all of them) are ugly because they are liars, thieves, and murderers!!!!

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jewish women are uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mila kunis has a very typically hideous jewish look she ugly scary and sadistic looking i.e. SHE LOOKS JUST LIke A RAT and she also has an odd face very hideous

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish men and women are ugly.
That is why they work so hard, they can't rely on their looks or physique. Jewish women are so pushy, they're like men!!! Yuck!

11:59 AM  
Anonymous seagaapooo said...

hhahahahahah jewish woemn are sooo ugly inside out greatest article ever most hilarious bahahahah i never stop reading this :DdDDDDdDdd

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are the most wretched comments I have ever seen. I will say this. Jewish people are the only ones who have money. Thats why all of you vermon are on here writing crap. I am a jewish female. I am blonde tall and lean . I have a gorgeous c cup. Gentile women generally have tiny hello have u ever seen cindy margolis???? Gorgeous she is jewish. Bar rafaelli???? Your gentiles live in the crappiest houses have no money drive shitty cars and marry out of wedlock. Compare the inside of a gentile womens home who is in her 50s to that of a jewish

woman the same age. The gentiles house looks like it could be condemned while the jewish woman has a multimillion dollar palace. I should know. I married a gentile. Love him with all my heart but he comes from no money just like most gentiles

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jewish women are ugly as hell wicomplexed personalities no wonder their men are leaving some men out there might close their eyes and do the thing but still jewish women are ugly as shit with lots of thick facial hair

all prostitudes in israel are russian

4:41 AM  
Anonymous John Galliano said...

bonjour Monsieur convignton
all ugly women in my link are all jewish

au revoir
sincerely john galliano the forever jewish hater

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhahahah jewish women are not ugly they are fugly

2:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Israeli shemales ARE very UGLY only Brazila and Russia and Italy got some short of quality

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.........and Sweden

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Open your eyes and understand that, jews are evil in human guise..

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jewish women are very arrogant, and usually they are UGLY. They work in fields of work where they are supposed to help people, but they really only help other jews. I have been hurt by jewish women who lied to my face than did just the opposite in helping me. Lots of jews commit crimes of fraud but feel it's OK for them to do it, then meanwhile claim they are liberals. Again, they are only liberal to jews.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Likey!!! :0D

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous, I have seen unattractive in every race or ethnicity and I have seen beauty in the same,that being said I came from a long line of Jewish women and a Hispanic father..I was a pageant child,teen and have done some modeling and I have beautiful daughters and my breasts are ample but they would never be described as "saggy"

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly! I have no idea who these people have been looking at!! The funny part is that "bone structure" comment lol people guess me 10 years younger than my age and not all Jewish women are nuts,how about all the low life non Jews who kill their kids and live off of the government!

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Jewish women are yenta mouths and look for people who know you to find out your business. Then your private business becomes everyone's business. As Jewish women age, their noses become larger and they shrink in height like trolls. It's true and I always tell the truth.

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't beat that Jewish if you have blonde hair. You must have quite a bit of non Jewish blood, especially if you're tall. To the extent that Jewish women have non Jewish blood they can actually be somewhat attractive but their personalities oftentimes make them appear unattractive

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does one marry out of wedlock?

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are quite a lot of Jews in acting, especially in the early days and nepotism had a major role to play. Also, casting before the time of the internet was a much more personal thing or limited to whoever showed up.
If you needed a part filled quickly you would use family members, friends or people in the Temple. It also helped keep finances within the community and that's just outright human tribalism that all humans take part in.
You can tell that tribalism among Jewish producers and executives is still somewhat of a force if you look through the list of child actors that grew up to be less than pretty. I checked out 40 and of the 5 that are still involved in film, television and stage 4 are Jewish (Rayvon Simone the exception).
Anyway, of course many of the high amounts of Jewish actors in the past were not as attractive as modern choices and it was covered by make-up, the lower quality film of the past, and their youth. Youth is most always more attractive for women although men can be considered more attractive later in life.
But, to say that there doesn't exist attractive Jewish actors is seems to be disingenuous. Still your concept of beautiful is dependent on what faces you saw in your first year of life and cultivated over the next few years .
Personally I think Rashida Jones, Julie Louis-Dreyfus and Liz Banks are holding up well and Zoe Kravitz is going to age well.

I was raised in an integrating neighborhood in the '60's so find beauty in many different ethnic groups. If a face is youthful, free of blemishes, symmetrical, not pouchy, doesn't have egregious hook in the nose, and no feature is way out of proportion to any other feature, then most people should see it as at least above average.

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am seeing so many self hating Jews here. They are ugly, and project that on to all Jews! That is the way of the crypto-Jew pretending to be "goy." Then you have that Muslim pig who worships Satan (the idiot calls him Allah), and Mudslime women ain't got no tits at all, plus are uglier than the goats their husbands screw.

6:03 AM  

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