Friday, July 14, 2006

Florida Is Now The Third World

An interesting little supplement to our recent piece on Haiti. Apparently the country is not only a basket case, it's a head case.

On February 10th, airport baggage screeners in Fort Lauderdale, Florida found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it. (Apparently she misunderstood when the customs official said "move to the head of the line.")

Myrienne Severe, 30, a Haitian with a U. S. green card, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the United States without proper documentation. That's what the wire service article said, anyway. I had no idea that smuggling a human head was a Federal offense, but apparently so.

It makes one wonder how often this has happened before. With all the weirdo Third World immigrants we're hosting these days, legal and illegal, for all anyone knows this kind of thing may be a common occurrence. "Madam, did you declare that bag of noses?" "Sir, is that an illegally smuggled human body part in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx Air International flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, The government has no immediate plans to deport the woman, as it did Holocaust® denier Ernst Zündel two years ago.

The Sunshine State seems to be degenerating into a Third World country at an even faster rate than the rest of the U.S.A. Human bodies and bits and pieces thereof are now apparently part of the Florida hospitality scene. Most people are at least vaguely familiar with the incident some years ago wherein a German tourist couple visiting Disney World found the dead body of a negro prostitute under their motel room bed--mummified, no less, indicating it had been there for some time. (Great maid service in that hostelry, eh?)

Florida lore is now replete with stories of tourists robbed, raped, and murdered, sometimes by cops. But there are also bizarre cases of

*Tourists being attacked by alligators and gigantic Burmese pythons which have escaped and gone feral;

*Tourists mocked and bitten and having their cars and rooms robbed by feral monkeys which have also been turned loose in sufficient numbers to create a local breeding base (the furry kind, not the black kind);

*Tourists becoming ill from tainted drinking water and catching diseases from the south Florida canals which have become open air sewers;

*Police breaking up voodoo ceremonies involving animal and human sacrifice;

*Criminals hiring shamans to cast voodoo curses on judges and DAs and cops;

*Children of all races disappearing at a rate far higher than the national average, being abducted for God alone knows what kind of awful purpose;

*Large numbers of homeless and insane people wandering the streets who come there for the warm weather from all over America.

Florida is our future, which is a damned pity. It used to be not such a bad place. Now it's a showcase of multiculturalism and a disgrace to the jaybirds.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

With it's proximity to sea level, south Florida could be quickly cleansed by a tidal wave

9:04 PM  

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