Monday, January 29, 2007

Whuzzup, Dawg?

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=4943727

You're going to think I'm making this one up. I'm not, I swear. Check the web site. I've heard of puppy love, but this is ridiculous.

ABC News reports that "The Associated Humane Societies and the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals have each offered a $2,500 reward for information leading to the arrest of a person who apparently sodomized a dog in Newark...the Associated Humane Societies rescued a 10-month-old female dog who had been sodomized by a local resident. They say [the dog] was discovered almost lifeless inside the Seth Boyden housing complex."

(Seth Boyden is one of the most notorious, dangerous, and decayed housing projects in Newark. Guess which race of alleged people predominate among its denizens?)

ABC goes on: "The staff at the Garden State Veterinary Specialists has given this young pit bull the name Kate, and workers have filled her cage in the intensive care unit with comfortable pillows. Doctors are keeping a close eye on Kate's progress. She's being treated with antibiotics and for internal bleeding, but her prognosis appears to be improving...The shelter is now being swamped with calls of concern, and they've even received a E-mail from a soldier in Iraq who offered to pay for the Kate's medical bills."

You would think that soldiers in Iraq would have other things to worry about, what with the coming surge, than the medical care of sodomized dogs in New Jersey, but hey, what can I tell you? Silly societies produce silly people.

A $5,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest of the dog-buggering monkoid responsible. I can see the wanted poster now--a typical vicious negroid face with the words, "WANTED, Tyrone Jackson, for Dog Debauchery and aggravated Canine Cornholing."

ABC continues: ""'We have two people who saw this terrible act, but no information on the perpetrator,' said Roseann Trezza, Executive Director of the Associated Humane Societies." The local residents probably considered it a kind cabaret al fresco. Certainly no worse than most of the other things they see when they look out their windows.

If and when caught, the dog-raper can be charged with bestiality, which through some oversight is still a crime in most states despite many years of the left-liberal Agenda seeking to "decriminalize alternate sexualities." Penalties range from up to $7,500 in fines and 18 months behind bars.

I am uncertain whether or not the nigger in question will then be forced to register as a sex offender and his name and address posted on the internet and in the local media so people know to keep their family pets inside.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess he had a good teacher. Always interesting when the monkoid terminology is used. Never heard a "Black" man say, well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Monkeys have pink skin under the hair, no behinds, no lips,blue eyes, and love gymnastics or swinging through whatever is available. check it....

4:17 PM  

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