You know, these little nicknames I give our Lords and Masters aren't just Harold being cute. Satire and mockery can be brutally effective weapons, and if we can ever get these names out into circulation among the masses (or Them Asses as Daniel De Leon called them) then something as simple as a sardonic sobriquet can actually have an effect on history.
The problem is, you guys have got to get your asses out of passive mode, quit just sitting in front of your computers and viewing for entertainment like it was a TV, and you've got to start posting and let people know that blogs like this one and ideas like ours are out there.
I've been calling that high-yellow nigger the Obamanation, which isn't original with me, and also Hussein, which is actually the monkoid's middle name and which is already being overused by the neocons. He needs a new one that's all ours, and it needs to be spread all over the internet.
For the record, our official Roll Call from the Ministry of Funny Names is as follows:
Bill Clinton - Billyboy
Hillary Clinton - The Sea Hag, Mommy Dearest
Chelsea Clinton - The Brat
George W. Bush - Jug-Ears, Mini-Me
Rudy Giuliani - Caligula
John McCain - Mr. Potato Head
Barack Obama - The Funky Monkey
I wish I had some kind of audio capacity so I could rig up a cut from that old 80s song "Shoot The Monkey" every time his face appeared on the screen. Or would that be pushing the envelope to excess?