Saturday, August 24, 2013

Jewish Women


[I first published this in 2005. I was amazed at the reaction I got to it, in the form of more comments than any other article I've ever posted. Since then I re-post it about every 18 months or so, and I still get swamped with comments--an astounding number of them from Jewish men who AGREE with me. I normally don't approve comments from hebes, but I make an exception in this case. I haven't put this up for a while, so let's give it another spin, shall we? - HAC]

A friend and I were nattering on line about Jews in Hollywood, and he mentioned that the Jewess Lauren Bacall was actually quite a fox in her Casablanca days, but in later life she was a genuinely horrible-looking old yenta. This set off my standard rave about Jewish women as evidenced by their Hollywood exemplars, and it strikes me I haven't ever blogged that one.

Fact is, Jewish women really just aren't that sexually attractive as a whole, and this probably has something to do with the general neurosis that appears both among them and Jewish men. You'll notice that in great "classics" of Joosh literchur like Portnoy's Complaint, as well as in real life, it's always the Gentile woman that Sammy Glick and Portnoy and his counterparts lust after. JAPs have a grim reputation along that line as ugly, greedy, arrogant, self-absorbed, crazy as loons, and sexually frigid.

Okay, I'll grant you, some Jewesses are pretty cute when they're in their teens, especially the Hollywood variety who have the benefit of the most skilled makeup artists, trainers, plastic surgeons, and cosmetologists in the world. But when they hit about age 21 they start to get porky, misproportioned, saggy-titted and camel-faced really quick.

Good example #1, Alicia Silverstone. I think her face must have been plastic-surgeried as to the nose, since that's still pretty pert, but I'll swear she's already had her first face lift and it still hasn't completely done in the jowls and chubby cheeks. Despite liposucting a whole barrel of lard off her thighs and gut, she's still thick in the middle. In that Aerosmith video she did at 15 she was an incredible edible, but even by the time of Clueless she was starting to get noticeably heavy hips. No wonder her career is in the toilet, given Hollywood's obsession with thinness. Supposedly she won't do nude scenes as a matter of principle. Well, maybe. But more likely, she can't find anyone who's interested. Producers don't want their male audiences yelling "Put it back on! Put it all back on!"

I hear Alicia, as well as some others I won't name, are on something unofficially called the "Buchenwald Diet" (invented by a Jew doctor, of course) of 900 calories a day. Jesus, imagine being a millionaire many times over and having to live on a Buchenwald diet? Even movie stars have their crosses to bear, it would seem.

Good example #2: Mila Kunis. Ukrainian Jew, born in Kiev in 1983. Her first couple of seasons of That 70s Show (she more or less stole the part by lying about her age; she was 14 when she tried out) I will grant you, she was cute as a cut-button in a black-haired gypsy kind of way.

It didn't last. I saw her last night doing an interview about Family Guy (she does the voice of Meg.) Either she did it without makeup, or else someone on the set really screwed up, because she looked like a hag. She's 22 now and her face is really going Golda Meir, lips thickening, first crow's feet appearing, cheeks starting to sag, hair lank and rough-looking, and her skin is really dark--you can tell she's got a lot of Tatar in her. She's small-boned and short enough so she won't have the blowsy, tit-sagging Jewess look as she gets older, but the small hard brown Jewess look, if you get my drift, the one that reminds you that Jews are an Asiatic people.  


[2013 update: check out a picture of Mila without her makeup, if you can find one online. She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.]

Final example, lest this turn into a Hollywood gossip column: Natalie Portman. Israeli. At age 13 in The Professional she was a charming, impish little waif. She's 24 now. [Bear in mind, this was written in 2005] I caught her in the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith flick a week or so ago, and she's headed straight for Yenta City. Face rounding, cheeks and lips swelling, nose flaring, typical Jewish camel-face heading her way like an oncoming train. She better start making appointments with some of those Beverly Hills plastic surgeons pretty soon or she won't be able to get any parts besides Yiddishe mamas.

Speaking of which, you want to see the result of a Jewess trying to stay White-looking and marketable thereby? Jane Seymour, nee Wilhelmina Frankenberg. She damned sure ain't no Bond Girl no more. She's had so much facial surgery and strategic botox the skin is stretched across her cheeks and the side of her skull tight as a drum, to where it looks about to split and her nose looks almost like it will start to melt like a candle, like Michael Jackson's. She finally "agreed" to do a topless scene in The Wedding Crashers and supposedly had to have a support system surgically installed to get her sagging Yiddishe rack up off her waist.

Hmm...maybe I could make it as a Hollywood gossip columnist...

Seriously, though, in the sheer beauty department, none of these JAPs can hold a candle to a Jennifer Aniston, a Meg Ryan, a Drew Barrymore or even Lindsay Lohan. Okay, granted, morality-wise, Hollywood corrupts the whole lot of them, and I'm certainly not claiming your average Gentile movie  actress is someone you'd want to bring home to mother. But look at your big Jew producers and directors and studio heads--and who they choose to marry for their trophy wives when they can afford it, as they can. Maybe Jewish men know something about Jewish women we don't.



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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dated a Jewish woman once. Once was enough.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Socco the Bracer said...

Jewish wimmin are living proof that Jews are descended from Neanderthals. UUUUUUGLEEEE....

9:57 AM  
Anonymous NND said...


Only truth in your comments, as always. The only -more or less- attractive jewish woman(i am going to use gliteratti examples) are precisely the ones who does not look jewish, because they have white blood, like Jennifer Connelly (irish blood), Eva Green (french blood) or Scarlett Johannsson (danish blood).

The pure ones, like Portman, are ugly as hell.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous The Jewess Conqueror said...

After I get a Jewish girl into bed, I'll routinely ignore her for weeks, and give her no reason as to why. I do this because I know that Jewish girls are extremely insecure, and the thought of her suffering through the anxiety of not knowing why I'm ignoring her, is priceless. Sometimes I'll pretend to go crawling back, feigning that I'm truly sorry, and that truly care for her. Then after I get her back into bed, I abruptly dump her again. Psychologically torturing Jewish girls for my own entertainment and sexual amusement is a great joy of mine. I hope to someday drive a Jewish girl to suicide.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Uncle Nasty said...

I thought Jennifer Aniston was a member of the tribe?

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good ol' Wilhelmina's skin is so tight, she looks like she's pulling 9 G's in an F-16.

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonynmous Jewish Male said...

The trouble with Jewish women is they become Jewish mothers. All the stereotypes there are true, believe me. You long for Hitler to come along and put you out of your misery.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO @ The Jewess Conqueror -- Some years ago, I dated a Baptist girl in her 30's who didn't tell me until *after* her first overnight visit at my place that her mother was an aging yenta. Her (White, but in the middle of post-divorce regression into a second adolescence) father was the first of her parents that I met, one of those 60-ish men who drove a convertible, listened to the "urban hits" radio station, and was addicted to owning the latest high-tech gadgets to the point of bankrupting himself with Chinese-made electronics purchases. Already a father of two, over 40, and having undergone a vasectomy at 39, at least I couldn't have accidentally gotten the half-yenta pregnant. She was the first and last neurotic jewess I've ever dated, but my experience proved that even the halflings are batshit crazy! After deliberately pissing that one enough to induce her to leave on her own, I got mixed up with a woman who had been raised in the South, not realizing that her having lived up North for too long had induced some bisexual tendencies in her. That's relevant because of the hideous Hollywood jewess she chose as the object of her lesbian celebrity fantasies; none other than Natalie Portman. Fortunately, an old flame from my college years has re-established contact recently; a lady I know to be 100% White and to have beaten a would-be Mandingo to within an inch of its last breath for having assaulted her in the intervening years. She calls 'em "thugs" and "troglodytes" and doesn't *object* to my still using good old fashioned *nigger* to describe them, although she hasn't stopped self-censoring *yet* when describing the brief period surrounding her having taught Rastus a painful lesson about pawing a tough White woman when her ex-husband ex put her in harm's way by renting a place too close to niggertown, but I expect her to let loose with a cleansing shout of "worthless fucking niggers" in a future conversation.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous A Jew said...

Now you know why us Jewish guys are so fucked up. Our women destroy our masculinity and self-esteem and drive us meshugah in the head. So we do have some excuse for conspiring to conquer the world and all. It keeps us out of the house and away from our wives and mothers.

2:07 PM  

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