A Preview of Coming Attractions
Then they came for the conservatives, and I said nothing, because I didn’t have the courage to defend ideas I didn’t really understand, anyway.
Then they came for the Christians, but I said nothing, because I can rarely get up for church, and besides, Sunday morning cable programming has lots of good movies.
Then they came for the Republicans, and I was silent because they taught me in kindergarten that the Republicans were bad, and they didn’t put up much of a fight, anyway.
Then they came for the Second Amendment people, who – despite endless rhetoric to the contrary – folded like lawn chairs and groveled in fear, so there was no one left to stand with me.
I was eventually taken away and sent here to to rot in a labor camp for being White and male. I have lots of company, though, while we sit in our struggle sessions and learn to appreciate the true beauty and majesty of Hillary Thought. Praise be unto Her name! Praise Her!